1 month ago
I started smoking to try to look cool and impress her. When that didn’t work, I continued smoking so I would die.
1 month ago
In Arizona we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Cholla saguaro barrel cactus prickly pear,” which means something like “I will fuck you the fuck up if you even try to touch me.” There’s no room for love in the desert, ese.
